FEMINISM SOLVES ITS MIDLIFE CRISIS like a man. “Interestingly, the piece goes eye-rollingly ga-ga over a leotard-wearing Beyonce standing before the word FEMINISM, but manages only a line about Malala Yousafzai nearly dying in pursuit of education. . . . Haggard old feminism has had a mid-life crisis, and gone out and gotten itself some trophy-wives! Seems female empowerment really does define itself by masculine standards, after all!”