K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: Only 19 Paterson Students Ready For College. “In Paterson, New Jersey only 19 kids who took the SAT’s are considered college ready. This means that they scored at least a 1500 out of 2400 on the standardized test, and this number is truly shocking considering how large the school district is.”

Plus, this predictable kicker: “However, the Paterson school district said that they no longer use SAT scores to gauge students’ success.” Of course not.

Told ya so.