IN LIGHT OF THE BILL COSBY STORIES, ANOTHER PROPOSED LAW: I suggest the Casting Couch Act of 2015. This would make it a felony to promise anyone an entertainment-industry position in exchange for sexual favors. Also, statutory damages of at least $100,000 per offense, and legal fees. Like campus sexual assault, this is a War On Women that must be stamped out with the Power Of The State!

Perhaps Kurt Schlichter can offer some related suggestions.