IF UNC WANTS TO TALK ABOUT “PROFESSIONALISM,” MAYBE IT SHOULD QUIT OFFERING FAKE COURSES TO FAVORED STUDENTS: UNC, Halloween, and the ‘Professionalism’ Threat to the First Amendment. University administrators can’t stand being satirized. But if that bothers them, they should try to be less ridiculous.

Seriously, UNC, you have no standing here. None at all.