ON REPORTS OF THE “ARMED” WHITE HOUSE INTRUDER, Tam notes that a pocketknife is only a “weapon” to the weenie pantywaists of the media. Yeah, pretty much. Used to be, everybody carried a pocketknife with a 3 1/2 inch blade. It was called. . . a pocketknife. “Jesus, you cud-chewing Eloi, how do you people open packages? With your teeth, like an animal?”