SO UNDER TENNESSEE’S NEW, LIBERALIZED KNIFE LAW, you can carry a fixed-blade knife of any length. This has raised questions for me: Do I go traditional, do I go full-Kukri, or do I strap on a rapier? I suppose in time the fashions will settle.

UPDATE: Contrary to the suggestions in the comments, I think something like this is a bit much.

ANOTHER UPDATE: No, I’m not entirely kidding here. Under the new Tennessee law, you can carry a knife of any length in a lot of places where you can’t carry a gun.