FIRST, THEY’D HAVE TO IMPORT SOME BLACK PEOPLE: Elite northeastern college town very worried about becoming Ferguson. “The point is, Ithaca is probably about one of the safest places you could be in the country and there is so little racial diversity that worrying about a police state cracking down over the color barrier is like preparing for a drought in Seattle. And yet, these kids certainly do seem to have a lot of time to protest. And they love to protest a lot.” Takes their mind off student loans. Just in case the University-provided vibrators fail to do the trick, I guess.