SARAH HOYT: Nebulizing The Patriarchy. “So what’s wrong with men in positions of power? Oh, right. They have penises. Which don’t monologue. (Thank heavens.) . . . It’s very easy, btw, to kick white patriarchy in the balls. Now, try to do that to the tan patriarchy of the Middle East — which is real patriarchy — and you might find yourself stoned to death. And we don’t mean with pot.”