JIM TREACHER: Why Does Kathleen Sebelius Still Have A Job? “You and I know why: Because she’ll say whatever she’s told to say, whether it’s true or not. Whether it hurts people or not. Whether it even makes sense or not. She’ll tell any lie necessary, and then she’ll go home and sleep like a baby. Good work, if you can get it. Of course, she can’t say that. And she doesn’t have to answer to you anyway, you miserable serfs upon whom she feeds.”