BECAUSE THEY JUST WEREN’T RIDICULOUS ENOUGH ALREADY, DARNIT: Hipster wannabes get facial hair transplants. “Brooklyn’s hipster beard craze has grown so popular that men in New York are rushing to doctors for ‘facial hair transplants’ — surgery that helps make beards look thicker and less patchy, sources said. Stubble-challenged guys are forking over up to $8,500 for the beard-boosting procedure, which has spiked in popularity in recent months, plastic surgeons told The Post.”