WHEN REALITY MOVES BEYOND PARODY: Will The Colorado Marijuana Inspectors Have To Pass A Drug Test? Plus: “One of the chores the inspectors will be tasked with is making sure the ‘legal registered pot’ and ‘illegal black market pot’ streams don’t cross, which… you know, do they realize it’s called ‘weed’ for a reason? How many new marijuana-related offenses did legalization create, anyway?”