HOW TO BE “TRANSGRESSIVE” IN THE 21ST CENTURY: Book on ‘submissive wives’ becomes hit in Spain: Book that advises new wives “to be submissive” proves surprise success in Spain but angers feminists. Note that it’s bigotry to say who can marry who, but it’s perfectly fine to prescribe how people must live within their marriages.

Plus: “The book currently appears at number 15 on the Amazon bestseller list in Spain but has raised the hackles of modern-minded Senoras who even staged a public demonstration against the tome, where they tore up copies.”

I guess that’s how you have a book-burning when nobody trusts you with matches.