LOVE THE GORDON-GEKKO-ERA CELLPHONE, though it’s only slightly more obsolete than Obama’s Blackberry . . . . The floppy disk is a nice touch, too.

But I have to say, this cover isn’t any funnier than this real-life picture from Memphis.

That was a fine bit of Alinsky-style guerrilla politics by State Sen. Brian Kelsey. The expression on Sebelius’ face says it all.