SO I GOT AN EMAIL INFORMING ME THAT I’M ONE OF TENNESSEE’S TOP-RATED LAWYERS. I’m suspicious since (1) I don’t practice law anymore, really; (2) While there are some narrow areas in which I have great expertise, most of them aren’t in much commercial demand; and (3) I know a lot of lawyers in Tennessee I’d rather have represent me than, well, me. But hey, maybe I’ll put it on my resume anyway.