ALL SHALL CELEBRATE, AND LIKE IT: Secret Service invents new “Unity Day” holiday.

UPDATE: Reader Corey Hall emails:

“Unity Day is an event comprised of various observances and activities designed to enhance cross-cultural awareness, and to encourage and promote interaction, inclusion, understanding, teamwork, harmony, pride and mutual respect within the Secret Service workforce.”

Yeah, but will it include Brazilian prostitutes?

Heh. The Secret service seems to have plenty of that kind of cross-cultural awareness.