WHY I STILL LOVE THE INTERNET: Last night I was the first person on the Internet to use the phrase “international cat speculators.”

But by the time I got up this morning, there was already InternationalCatSpeculators.com. Complete with a mid-1990s aesthetic! But although I think it was Gary Larson who started the “cats can’t spell” meme, why would that apply to cat speculators, too?