BUT IT DIDN’T BUY HER IMMUNITY: Alleged racist Paula Deen gave lots of help to Barack Obama. “Paula Deen is a horrible racist who has never had a progressive thought in her life because who would ever use that term to refer to a minority in this day and age? Why, she must be one of those Republican, church-going, hatred-supporting vote suppressors we’re always hearing about! Which would probably be accurate if she didn’t happen to be close personal friends with the Obamas. . . . I have a feeling someone in the White House is checking Open Secrets right about now to figure out which campaign checks they need to send back.”