HERE’S AN AURORA BOREALIS MAP. Anybody seeing anything?

UPDATE: So far, readers in the “good” zone report nothing.

UPDATE: Reader Micah Brown writes: “I’m in North Dakota right now, and I’d love to tell you about the northern lights — but I can’t, because as we speak the heavens are dumping 8-12 inches of snow on us, so I do not have a view of the sky. Here it is mid-April and spring still hasn’t arrived. If only the severe global warming which I was promised/threatened with in my youth had actually materialized, I might be outside, in a t-shirt, drinking a beer, watching the show.”