I HAD A LAW SCHOOL FRIEND WHO USED TO DO WEEKENDS IN NEW YORK THIS WAY: The Sex Gypsies.

Forget bed bugs. There’s a new parasite moving into apartments. This one has two feet, a sex drive, and travels with a duffel bag. The now defunct williamsboard .com called them “sex gypsies” — people who hook up largely so they have a place to stay.

Kids today. Doing things we used to do, that they think are new. . . .