LITIGATION: Chubby Checker sues HP over penis size app. “Chubby Checker, the musician best known for his 1960 hit recording of “The Twist,” is suing HP over a novelty app for Palm OS of the same name that claims to check the size of your ‘chubby.’ The sum sought is a mind-boggling half a billion dollars.”

I think this is a publicity stunt intended to remind people that Palm OS still exists.