WHERE HAS ALL THE AMMO GONE? Stacked in basements everywhere.
You might try my former students’ online ammo dealership, LuckyGunner.com. The good news is, you always know exactly what they’ve got in stock.
UPDATE: Say, perhaps all this gun-control sabre-rattling is really just a cleverly underhanded effort to get Americans as armed-up as possible before the alien invasion. If so, it’s succeeding brilliantly! Much more than actual government encouragement to buy guns would, I suspect. . . .