NEWS FROM THE NEW ARMY: “I had no idea that a combat zone would be such a sexually charged environment. . . . There’s nothing that compares to making love at war.”

UPDATE: A reader emails:

While I understand the premise, did you notice the “Jesus obsession” bit?

I’m guessing a similar letter referring to a “Mohammed obsession” would not have seen print…or be written in the first place.

Another example of oikophobia?

Yeah, probably.