THIS COULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED AT AN ONLINE SCHOOL! Newlywed teacher, 28, charged with raping two underage students – ‘while having an affair with another teacher.’ She was teaching biology, which sort of makes sense, I guess.

UPDATE: Robert Ferrigno writes:

‘She was telling me that every question I got right we could do something,’ one victim told police.

Glenn, If I had this teacher in high school I would have worked myself blind to get an A.

She was just trying to motivate the students. . . .