CAREERS IN THE ERA OF HOPE AND CHANGE: “I had no clue what manner of blogging would occur for a porn company, but it sounded like a better job than folding ironic T-shirts for minimum wage.”

Also: “Let me add to that quote that if you are thinking of being a porn blogger, be sure to have plenty of synonyms for ‘vagina’ at your disposal. Also, you should really love alliterations.” Of course, that rule now also applies to working at Organizing For America.