OBAMA TO ROMNEY: “You schunk my battleship!” Just keep him away from Operation! Oops — too late!

UPDATE: Bayonet company: Don’t be dissing us!

ANOTHER UPDATE: Donald Sensing on bayonets. “Sarcasm and condescension only work if the speaker’s presumption of lofty superior knowledge is borne out by his command of actual facts. You can’t successfully accuse your opponent of being an ignoramus when you don’t know what you’re talking about yourself.”

MORE: Reader Dave Rosenfeld writes: “Given all of today’s talk about bayonets, you might want to let your readers know that the Marine Corps OKC-3S bayonet is available on Amazon.” Good point!