JOURNALISM: Science is hard: Andrea Mitchell ‘reports’ that ‘Fearless Felix traveled faster than speed of light.’ Sound, light, what’s the difference?

On the upside, if these people were smarter, they’d probably do more damage.

UPDATE: Reader G.L. Carlson writes:

“There once was a lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She departed one day
In a relative way
And arrived on the previous night”

Kinda takes all the risk out of it, knowing you’ll arrive safely before you jump…


ANOTHER UPDATE: Andrea Mitchell last month: I Plead Guilty To Being One of The ‘Elite, Smart People.’

Uh huh.