NEWS YOU CAN USE: How Bald Guys Can Look More Manly and Dominant. “In three experiments, researcher Albert Mannes, a lecturer at the Wharton School at U. Penn — and a balding man himself — found that guys with shaved heads are not only perceived by others as more manly and dominant than other men, but also taller, stronger and having greater potential as leaders.”

Mr. Clean was unavailable for comment.