“SMART DIPLOMACY:” @Fault: Besieged U.S. Embassy #Fails Its Twitter Defense.

Related: Protesters Scale Embassy Wall, Shout “We Are All Osama!”

Also: “Today must represent the low-water mark in the history of American diplomacy.”

In a Reynolds presidency, all U.S. diplomatic posts will be equipped with flamethrowers in place of Twitter. Hey, I may run in 2016 — I’m as plausible a candidate as, say, Joe Scarborough. Or Joe Biden, for that matter . . . .

Related: Backpedaling: Politico: White House disavows Cairo apology.