STEPHEN GREEN IS drunkblogging Bill Clinton’s speech. “‘The system is rigged,’ says a member of the party responsible for Solyndra.”

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UPDATE: From Stephen Green:

Reelect Obama because… incomplete.

Wow. Lame.

“Are we better off than we were when he took office?”

That’s the “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” of 2012.

7:56PM Dude… incomplete. Mulligan. Do-over.

Clinton delivers these reasons with everything Clinton can muster — and although his voice is a bit weaker than before, he still musters plenty — but these are not good reasons.

7:56PM Oh no. Now he’s riffing on that “Bridge to the 21st Century” line from 1996.

It’s still all about Bill.

It always was.

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