THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN, THE ECONOMY WOULD SINK SO LOW THAT NEWSPAPERS WOULD BE VALUED AS APPAREL. And they were right!

UPDATE: Reader Ric Manhard emails: “I followed your link to the newspaper dress. I’m surprised she wasn’t arrested for indecent exposure since neither the Washington Post nor the NY Times cover anything adequately these days.” Heh.