JIM TREACHER: When did President Barack Obama stop eating dogs? I’m trying to find out. Plus, many amusing photos.

Related: “Why did it take the mainstream media so long to discover that Barack Obama ate a dog?” They bought his memoirs so they’d look good on the shelf, but nobody wanted to actually read them. Besides, they were too busy going through Sarah Palin’s middle-school yearbooks.

UPDATE: Reader A. Sorenson writes: “The media now needs to think twice about being Obama’s lapdog.” Heh. Indeed.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Some background on the press’s reading priorities.