SELECTIVE MEMORY: Prof. Joseph Campbell: ABC unaccountably excludes Bill Clinton from lineup of pols who led ‘double lives.’ “ABC News offered yesterday a risible lineup of two-timing politicians that omitted Bill Clinton, the philandering 42nd president, but included Thomas Jefferson, about whom the evidence of sexual dalliance is thin at best.”

UPDATE: Eric Boehlert rewrites history. Hell, that’s practically his job description.