JIM TREACHER: One day, many years from now, Obama will invent a time machine. “Did you watch the whole thing? Me neither. You’d think Future Obama would’ve learned something about public speaking in subsequent decades, but if anything he became (will become?) even more tedious and boring. Well, at least he managed to get away from Future Michelle. Let’s hope Skynet doesn’t send her back here.”

Meanwhile, is it just me, or does Obama look like he’s morphing into Jon Huntsman?

I mean, I’m just sayin’. . . .

UPDATE: Reader Bayard Rucker emails: “I watched it twice and noticed Obama’s blink rate.” Was he blinking something in Morse code? Maybe There Is No Fate?