A JAMES HANSEN FINANCIAL SCANDAL? Hey, there’s nothing wrong with professors making outside income. But when it’s for global warming activism, it does call your scientific neutrality into question. In Hansen’s defense, no serious person has believed that he possessed scientific neutrality for years.

But anybody who owns an $8000 engraved Montres Rolex watch is clearly part of the 1%, no? And what’s the carbon footprint of an $8000 Rolex?