THOUGHTS ON GEOGRAPHY AND POLITICS: “Why is it that the bigger the city, the slimier the mayor? Look at the big three: Bloomberg, Villaraigosa, and Tiny Dance… er, Rahm Emanuel. Is there one of these people that you’d buy a used car from? That you’d trust to hold your wallet while you jumped in the water to save a drowning kitten*? That strikes you as competent enough to sweep your driveway without you checking up on him every five minutes to make sure he hadn’t boosted your broom or subcontracted the job out to your kid?”