MARK STEYN: A Tale Of Two Declines: Even if the economy were to fix itself overnight, we’d still face sincere cultural challenges. “So think of our culture as one almighty muffin shot, with America as a giant navel filled with the cheap tequila of our rising debt and#… #no, wait, this metaphor’s getting way out of hand. . . . If there is a common theme in the various rubble of cultural ruin, it’s the urge to enter adolescence ever earlier and leave it later and later, if at all.”