I THOUGHT THEY’D CALL THEM “FIRST AMEND-MINTS.” Company Makes Breath Mints In Honor Of Tennessee Lawmaker. “A Tennessee lawmaker now has a package of breath mints in his honor, after he complained about some satirical mints sold at the University of Tennessee bookstore. . . . The company has created a mint in Representative Armstrong’s honor, naming them ‘Joe Armstrong’s Strong Arm Censored’ mints.”

UPDATE: More here, including a picture of the can.