CADILLAC’S MUSCLE-CAR STATION WAGON: “Someone at GM decided that what the world really needs is a CTS-V Wagon because, you know, a 6.2-liter supercharged V-8 good for 556 horsepower is just what you need for running to Costco. . . . The CTS-V does zero to 60 in 4.3 seconds and tops out just short of a buck ninety. That’s approaching supercar territory — in a freakin’ wagon.”

Downside: “Interior falls short of the competition. Fuel economy? Bwahahahahaha. You’re kidding, right?”