PERHAPS NANNY BLOOMBERG SHOULD TURN HIS ATTENTION FROM TRANS-FATS FOR A MOMENT AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS: Chaos on Christopher: Iconic Village stretch overrun by drug dealers, prostitutes, violent youths. “I’ve never seen it like this. Fifteen years ago, you could walk down the street and you wouldn’t have to worry about getting mugged on your way home.”

Meh, who am I kidding? He can’t even deal with the bedbug problem.