DATING THOUGHTS FROM the Instawife.

If any male reader out there has gotten a date by walking up to a woman and saying “You look very elegant and sophisticated” (#18), while sporting hand lotion, a manicure, and a non-interrupting style while she talks (#3), let us know. Perhaps I’m missing something here.

Related: Dating Lessons Learned While Waitressing.

UPDATE: Reader Joshua Smith emails with this advice: “Notice the women who notice you.” Yeah, that’s especially good advice for geek types, who often don’t notice such things.