WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY, WHERE “A good wife is a good sex worker.”

“Disobedient wives are the cause for upheaval in this world,” the club’s vice president and co-founder, Dr. Rohayah Mohamad, told told the Associated Press. She blames the country’s rising divorce rate—as well as incidents of prostitution, rape, and even incest—on wives who have neglected to keep their husbands satisfied in bed.

Isn’t that what Chris Matthews was saying about the Weiner affair?