SPIN: MSN Money: Quit grousing about $5 gas — it’s good for you, and America! This cries out for an IowaHawk parody.
UPDATE: Prof. Stephen Clark writes: “Are you sure that IowaHawk can improve on that post? Seems like a pretty good parody as it stands. Dress up the grammar and vocabulary, add a flourish or two spiced with tad more condescension and it might have been penned by T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII.” Heh.