BRITAIN’S MYSTERIOUS PARAKEET BOOM: “Individually, any of the rose-ringed parakeets could be the star of a DreamWorks film, electric green with bright pink beaks and the voluble personalities that have long made the tropical species a popular household pet. But for people who frequent the park or live nearby, the visceral experience is more like ‘The Birds’ — albeit with more color and a much noisier soundtrack than the Hitchcock film. Native to the Indian subcontinent and sub-Saharan Africa, the rose-ringed parakeet is enjoying a population explosion in many London suburbs, turning a once-exotic bird into a notorious pest that awakens children, monopolizes garden bird feeders and might even threaten British crops.”

Maybe it was another secret Labour plan to lure migrants.