OBAMA’S S.F. VISIT: A Zombie Report. “Of all the billionaires and celebrities showing up, Craig Newmark was the only person the police acted like fans around.” In my experience, he’s a mensch.

Plus this: “Another passersby came over to investigate the hubbub, and I have no real reason to post her picture except to lure in as much male Web traffic as possible. In fact, I might as well not even write a caption for this picture, because I know you’re not reading it.” She’s better looking than Craig, I have to admit.