ANDREW CUOMO, LIVING IN SIN! “The Cuomos are a famously Catholic family. They use that to their political advantage at every turn.” Well, sure, when it’s to their advantage. That doesn’t mean it should stop them from doing what they want, though. What is this, the 17th century? But Professor Bainbridge opines: “Living in sin is bad enough. Living in sin with fake fairy godmother Sandra Lee is beyond the pale.”

At least he’s not living in sin with Sara.

UPDATE: Reader Randy Wilde writes: “What do you mean, ‘at least’? NOBODY doesn’t like Sara Lee!” Well, that’s my point. If it were Sara, we’d all be jealous.