NO MORE HIDE-AND-SEEK with the salt and pepper.
UPDATE: Reader Tom Brosz emails: “Well, for sure you wouldn’t lose that on a table. It’s one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. It looks like a Martian dildo.” I hope I never meet that Martian.
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