THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN, THE COUNTRY WOULD BE TAKEN OVER BY NARROW-MINDED RELIGIOUS FANATICS. And they were right! Sally Quinn — who says “Dancing is my religion” — denounces Bristol Palin’s success on “Dancing with the Stars” as “unholy.”

UPDATE: Reader Paul Jackson writes: “Sorry, but I had to laugh at Sally Quinn………..6 phone lines but no DVR? Gee Sally if you had a DVR you wouldn’t have to adjust your busy busy social calendar around a TV show. Get in the 21st century by gosh!!”