MEGAN MCARDLE: Dear Airline, I’m Leaving You. “But don’t feel too bad. It’s not you, it’s me. Or rather, it’s the TSA. I’m not going to lie. It’s come between us. If I have to let someone else see me naked in order to be with you–well, I’m just not that kinky. And deep down, I don’t think you are either. I think it’s the TSA making you act like this. Frankly, you haven’t been the same since you started running around together. . . . Uncle Sam may not care about the minority of voters who fly often. But I’m kinda hoping that you guys do.”