WHO’S THE DADDY? Feminists are opposed to paternity tests. “At a stroke, the one thing that women had going for them has been taken away, the one respect in which they had the last laugh over their husbands and lovers. . . . the old situation, in which women presented men with a child, and the man either did the decent thing and offered support, or made a run for it, allowed women a certain leeway.” How very . . . retro of them. Apparently, feminists are only for sexual autonomy when it’s not coupled with sexual responsibility.

UPDATE: Reader Jeff Johnson writes: “The comments are excellent and a great smackdown on the author.”