PAULINA PORIZKOVA: “In interviews I gave at the wise age of 17 and 18, I pontificated about the beauty of age and wisdom, and blabber on about how I look forward to my first wrinkle. What an idiot I was. . . . To age is a privilege, not a birthright, even though most of us in the civilized world seem to forget this. This choice of ‘not-aging’ is actually reserved for well-off women with lots of time and money.” It doesn’t work as well for Madonna as Paulina suggests. Madonna looks like a cyborg. And not a sexy one. Sarah Palin would be better, but Paulina finds that painful to contemplate.